May 12, 2007

Silent Night Deadly Night 2



The "Silent Night Deadly Night" series of films is a serious blight upon movie history. The first film, which I was stupid enough to actually sit through, is all about a psychopath who loses it, dresses up as jolly ol' St. Nick and goes on a cheesy 1980s-style bloodbath. Yeah, it's exactly as great as it sounds.

Unbelievably, they made a sequel. But believably, it's even worse than the first one. Kind of the film equivalent to a deep root canal in terms of entertainment.

I should point out that the above clip contains cursing, impromptu dental surgery on a mannequin head, a really dumb cop, and copious amounts of evil laughter. Watch at your own peril.

"GARBAGE DAY!"

Tim Curry - I Do The Rock



A selection from Tim Curry's shortlived attempt at a solo music career after "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" made him sort-of a star. It's either the worst thing ever or the best thing ever, and I don't think it's one or the other.

Michael Jackson's "Thriller"... Bollywood Style



Just one of those things everyone in the world has to see at least once.